Joke

Call from call centre:
"Hello Madam,
We are offering you, a Credit Card,
with best deals....
No Annual Charges,
No Interest On Balance For 3 Months,
Big Credit Limit
&
No Penalty For Overspending..!"
.
Smart Answer By The Lady:
"No Thanks, I Have A Husband With Lifetime Zero Fees, Unlimited Limit,
No Interest
&
No Penalties
&
No re-payment ForEver."